Chuck Norris turns 77 today. Oh, and of course 'the facts'. As a United States Air Force veteran, and honed martial artist, it may come as a sting for Norris to know that younger audiences only know about him through an original stream of 'facts' written about him on the Internet a decade ago.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris unknown. A man who owns no coffee pot because he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage! All you Chuck Norris haters have nothing better to do than blast him for what you say are failed attempts, lame, douchebag, or fake hollywood exaggerations of a normal man, but I can tell you that he OWNS his own tae-kwon-do and Karate dojos, and will kick your ass without as much a courtesy as a roundhouse kick to the face, but to your BALLS!
Forgot your password? By V-BJanuary 15, in Amps. He was looking as me with a baseball hat on, I almost crapped my pants.
Funny : Not Funny :. Chuck says,if the shoe fits,roundhouse kick em with it. Chuck nois dates fat ladys.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Remember the Soviet Union?
Subject: Chuck Norris this special time of year i think its important to remember just how much Chuck Norris kicks ass If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Photo from: ChuckNorris. While he is currently one of the most famous bearded men known for his martial art skills and his film career, he did not start out in those fields. Surprisingly, he was rather introverted growing up, and did not find his passion for martial arts until his time serving in the United States Air Force starting when he was
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.